#2 Nothing but a hole at the bottom.Mike of Staten Island, N.Y.

#7 Getting narced is better than egg nog -- no calories and no hangover.

#6 Don't worry what those gauges say...you'll KNOW when you're out of air!

#1 Confess you never really got certified, you're just using a c-card you found while snorkeling.

#7 2000 lbs. of lead and I'm still floating?

#9 You'll have your scuba gear handy when your hotel starts to flood.

#3 Every time you were really close to your destination, your boat would crash.

#7 A lionfish petting guide.

#4 Don't go below 500? I thought my instructor said don't go below 130.R. Bear of Crestview, Fla.